Enhanced Games – Olympic Games About Literal Steroids – Will Be Taken in Las Vegas Next Year
The enhanced game is a quirky, steroid-fueled Olympic counterfeit funded by the affluent Maga genre. Organizers announced Wednesday that the unconventional sports festival (as the name suggests, it will allow contestants to use performance-enhancing drugs) will be held in Las Vegas in 2026 on Memorial Day weekend.
Organizers announced that the first music festival (depending on whether the festival leads to some legal action, or perhaps the last) will involve competition in swimming, weightlifting and track and field. So far, a handful of former Olympic swimmers have announced their intention to participate. Apart from that, it is not clear who will compete. The organization's website currently includes a submission portal where interested athletes can apply for competition.
The enhanced game describes itself as “the ultimate proof that the human body can make”, although a more accurate description may be “the final proof when you shoot the human body full of drugs.” The enhanced claim that its method of publicizing drugs will actually be safer than traditional sports festivals, because while stimulants often occur in traditional sports competitions, it happens secretly and may increase its risk. Enhanced's approach will allow the doping process to occur transparently with the attention of health professionals, making it safer for organizers.
“Our goal is to provide the safest sports event in history by setting new industry gold standards for athlete health assessments,” the festival’s website said. “To assess health risks and provide athletes with an informed picture of their health, we are introducing mandatory state-of-the-art pre-delivery system-wide medical profiles that will help monitor heart risk, as well as other key health signs.” Details about the organization have not yet released details about the analysis and surveillance.
Another way to strengthen competitions like the Olympics is that it plans to compensate the participants. While the Olympics can only compensate winners of certain competitions (in the U.S., medal winners usually only receive prizes between $15,000 and $25,000), Enhanced’s website claims that all “athletes who compete in enhanced competitions will be paid, and those who set new enhanced world records qualify for a million-dollar prize.” The website adds: “The first athletes who set a new world record for 100 million sprints and 50 million freestyles will receive $1 million ($1,000,000). Given that this is a game organized by large capitalists, it’s a track.
Enhanced is mainly funded by 1789 Capital, which is funded by Donald Trump Jr., as well as Maga Banking Magnate Omeed Malick and Tech Accelerationististist Chris Buskirk. But many wealthy donors provided the original funding for enhanced gameplay, including tech tycoon Peter Thiel and his sergeant former Andreessen Horowitz general partner and “cyber state” prophet Balaji Srinivasan. Christian Angermayer is another venture capitalist and a key funder.
In 1789, Capital declared that “enhanced gaming challenged traditional sports paradigms by embracing science, innovation and equity to create the third Olympic Games – a new era of sports excellence.” “This landmark injection of funds underscores the momentum and global belief in the vision of enhancing gaming.”
Aron D'Souza, president and founder of Aron Demanding, also recently criticized the Olympics, claiming they were “representatives of the past” and “rooted in ancient Greece.” He added: “They have an amateur natural spirit run by a whole bunch of European aristocrats. The enhanced game is very different. They are run by capitalists, who believe in the future, believe in science and technology.”
