On Tuesday night, Canada held a general election, and his belligerent claims he wanted to illegally annex the country and incorporate it into the United States, had a great influence on one of his Donald Trump. But during Tuesday night's monologue, Jimmy Kimmel had an interesting theory about it: Trump was just trying to “distract us from the fact that JD Vance killed the pope.”
Apparently, it was a lot of jokes about how the Vice President met the Pope’s family in person a few hours before his death one day after Easter.
Kimmel talks about Trump’s new voting numbers to joke about, which is historically low for a 100-day president.
“I don't know if you've seen it, but Trump's approval rating is the lowest – for any president who has been in office for 80 years, a new poll by ABC News and Washington Post was only 39%. After nearly a hundred days in office, Trump has been as popular as Kanye on Batszvah.”
Kimmel continued: “What do you do when you fall in a poll? You attack the poll.
“On all caps, that means it's true,” Kimmel continued, before citing Trump again. “These people should be investigated for election fraud! '”
“Did he know there is no election coming? Maybe he meant a general election in Canada today? And, this morning, El Presimente seemed to suggest that Canadians who voted for the new prime minister today should vote for him for the prime minister.”
Kimmel then quotes another Trump truth social rant, in which he repeats his demand for Canada to become a U.S. state in some way. “Good luck to the great people of Canada. Election that strong and wise man, cut the tax rate in half, increase your military power, free, bring your cars, steel, aluminum, wood, energy and all other businesses, four times the price of zero size, zero tariff or tax supply.
“It's the right Canadian, the guy who voted for Tim Horton to put the 'prostitute'. He's, what is he doing? Usually, when Trump tries to intervene in the election, at least that's one of us! Kimmel said. “It's like Drake running for Mayor of Compton. ”
“Of course, Trump knew that this wouldn't happen. No one in Canada voted for him, and Canada wouldn't be our 51st state. He just wanted to distract us, that's JD Vance killed the pope the other day. That's it,” Kimmel shouted.
You can watch the full monologue below:
Jimmy Kimmel's post is just kidding, Trump wants to annex Canada to “distract us because of the fact that JD Vance killed the pope” | The video first appeared on TheWrap.
